My Husband Said He Needed More Space So I Locked Him Outside : Reflections on Life by Women

(Paperback)-An illustrated and delightful gift book of witty quotations by -- and for -- opinionated and uninhibited women. This wry look at childhood, instant gratification, fashion, femininity, relationships, getting older, and other female favorites features quotes from insightful women of the past and from some of today's quickest minds. From Lily Tomlin, Fran Lebowitz, and Bette Midler to Edith Wharton, Dorothy Parker, and Mae West, the contributors to this collection of one-liners get right to the heart of the matter. Among the gems included: "It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows". -- Erma Bombeck "As long as you know that most men are like children, you know everything". -- Coco Chanel "Instant gratification takes too long". -- Carrie Fisher "I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch". -- Gilda Radner